SHOPPING LESSON(S) FOR THE DAY....
Lesson #1 - Shopping anticipation can be hazardous.
Lesson #2 - Always anticipate which shoes will be most comfortable for a long shopping trip.
Lesson #3 - If you are over 50 with memory problems, Do NOT, I repeat...DO NOT try one of each shoe on to see which feels best.
Lesson #4 - Don't assume the couple of people taking a second look at your feet is because the black & orange flip flops you have on don't match your sweater. There could be another reason they are looking.
Lesson #5 - When trying on clothes at the second shopping mall today, and you step out of your jeans, try to laugh a little bit quieter when you realize this is the pair of shoes you've been walking around in ALL day long!!!