1. I'm tall.
2. I am limited in length of clothing articles.
3. When certain favored clothing pieces come in style, I must buy.
4. When certain favored clothing pieces are in store in multiple styles...I must buy.
5. I must buy every one I see that I like.
6. I must haunt all other stores in search of similar articles of clothing before they run out.
7. I MUST BUY THEM!
The object(s) of my affection...MAXI DRESSES!!!